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BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH /PRAY FOR (Pt 2)

I'm pretty sure most of us have seen jokes about mouth odour making u cry.. Well, in my own case, I did not only cry but had serious cough and catarrh along and to make matter worse, the  AC was on (joy, u see ur life) after taking a deep breath I replied him that I was batch b (another silly mistake). He was happy and said that I would be spending much time with them and he would be seeing more of me, I just nodded and didn't say a word not realizing that the "spirit of dumbness" had come upon me... Gosh.
Read Also: BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH /PRAY FOR (Pt 1)

I wanted to faint, his breath stinks badly (you know that kind of odour that smells like a rat died in his mouth) and I could not imagine how long I will have to put up with the odour. The next thing I knew was that I was feeling cold (was this my imagination or did his breath just made me cold?!!). I realized I needed to think fast(sherlock Holmes brain will be needed at that moment) then he realize that I was cold and said he would reduce the AC (reduce AC ke abi whine down your window or even let me out, I'm not going again).. I didn't see a way out but to endure the odour(God, why didn't you tell me that you shut is mouth all that time because u love me na, I won't have prayed for him to talk to me na or even enter his car self...I'm praying again abeg God silence him) but my God works in a miraculous way, he made him to keep talking (I didn't mean this prayer na) and I was just smiling and nodding my head while he kept on talking(you know that kind of smile na)... Three more minutes drive, I think I can cope (like I have a choice) we made the last turn(freedom here I come) and I kept on acting up but u see this God eh,he knows how to teach someone a lesson oh, that was when one trailer knows he wants to make a U-turn for that small road oh(ah,aye mi) causing traffic(God, just kuku kill me na) I knew I was doom (God is it because of that small prayer that i made? oya sorry na) and I had no choice than to accept my punishment, he saw that i was looking troubled and ask if everything was fine (how can everything be fine when your mouth odour wants to reset my destiny) I only nodded and smiled and he started saying I should not be shy with him(see this one oh) that he his a free person (ehen, so u are free and you decide to keep me in bondage abi? People are wicked sha)....he got angry about the trailer wasting time to turn, it was like everything was working against me, the trailer was just going back and front(which kind amateur driver be that na), I just kept on starring at the window and remembered 1000 ways to die (they better add mine to the list, eku reee oh)...just when I was about sinking into my death, God decided to give me a second chance.... (to be cont'd)


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