Be Careful Of Things You Wish/Pray For...
BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH/PRAY FOR (Pt 1)
NYSC finally got me out of the West and dragged me all the way to the northern part of Nigeria (kaduna to be precise). For the girls, we have this wish of getting a dream job or dream man at where we where posted to.. Hmm, dream man indeed!!! But I won't deny the fact that most girls get lucky sha..still on d dream man matter, will be sharing my funny/tragic experience here...
Since I was redeployed from gombe to kaduna(not my wish na rivers I put but got kaduna), I had to wait for weeks to get a PPA (primary place of assignment) and I got lucky to get posted to town (a private school) and was even more lucky that it came with an apartment (three bedroom flat and a cool room to myself). I was told I would be taking PVS, literature and English (na microbiology I study oh, private school can change your destiny eh). One fateful Wednesday morning was waiting for a tricycle to take me down to where we do meet for CDS(community development service) when one cool Mercedes just stopped and wanted to know where I was going, d Mercedes didn't make me trip(I trip small sha) but d young over handsome hausa boy that was driving got me totally lust.. He offered to give me a ride to my destination and I can't say no to this fresh fine boy na(winks)... Only me in my mind have imagined our three beautiful kids I was going to have for him when we marry( I like fine boys sha), while sitting in his car, I was waiting for him to start a conversation but the guy just kept on driving and ignoring me (why did he na pick me self?!! Nonsense!!!)... We where almost getting to my destination and I started praying for him to talk to me (better serious prayer point oh) and since I have a great God, he answered my prayers.... The first thing he said to me was "so corper, are you batch A or B?" and that question did the trick oh... This guy mouth odour is permanent in his life oh,breathing became a sin/felony at that moment oh...
To be continued...
NYSC finally got me out of the West and dragged me all the way to the northern part of Nigeria (kaduna to be precise). For the girls, we have this wish of getting a dream job or dream man at where we where posted to.. Hmm, dream man indeed!!! But I won't deny the fact that most girls get lucky sha..still on d dream man matter, will be sharing my funny/tragic experience here...
Since I was redeployed from gombe to kaduna(not my wish na rivers I put but got kaduna), I had to wait for weeks to get a PPA (primary place of assignment) and I got lucky to get posted to town (a private school) and was even more lucky that it came with an apartment (three bedroom flat and a cool room to myself). I was told I would be taking PVS, literature and English (na microbiology I study oh, private school can change your destiny eh). One fateful Wednesday morning was waiting for a tricycle to take me down to where we do meet for CDS(community development service) when one cool Mercedes just stopped and wanted to know where I was going, d Mercedes didn't make me trip(I trip small sha) but d young over handsome hausa boy that was driving got me totally lust.. He offered to give me a ride to my destination and I can't say no to this fresh fine boy na(winks)... Only me in my mind have imagined our three beautiful kids I was going to have for him when we marry( I like fine boys sha), while sitting in his car, I was waiting for him to start a conversation but the guy just kept on driving and ignoring me (why did he na pick me self?!! Nonsense!!!)... We where almost getting to my destination and I started praying for him to talk to me (better serious prayer point oh) and since I have a great God, he answered my prayers.... The first thing he said to me was "so corper, are you batch A or B?" and that question did the trick oh... This guy mouth odour is permanent in his life oh,breathing became a sin/felony at that moment oh...
To be continued...
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